prompt: Blaine discovers Santana’s Christmas present to Kurt and misunderstands what kind of place Dildo Island is.
(silly reaction fic for 5.08)
Kurt doesn’t mind sharing his room in the loft with Blaine - they sleep in the same bed every night so, well, it’d be weird not to - but he’s not so fond of Blaine occasionally rummaging through things that Kurt hasn’t taken care to hide well enough.
(Blaine found Bruce almost immediately, and that was one hell of an awkward conversation.)
"Kurt," Blaine says slowly, and the smirk that’s playing on his lips is equal parts judgmental and mischievous. "Do you want to tell me why you have an envelope here advertising a place called… Dildo Island?”